21 NUKE SALUTE

Official Statement from Microsoft

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:30:37 -0400

Hey baby, its me, Microsoft. Look, about that whole thing last week, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have just tried to throw you down and shove the whole thing in like that, especially without using any lube. I was feeling really randy after watching some movies, you know how I get sometimes, and I started acting out my fantasies a little too much. When you ran out of the bedroom screaming I sort of snapped out of my trance, but I tried to play it cool for a few weeks just thinking you’d come back like you always do. It wasn’t until I heard you were hanging out with that asshole Sony that I knew I couldn’t sit back and wait anymore. I love you and I couldn’t live with Sony getting that sweet ass that you know is always gonna be mine. Remember all the fun we had together? Halo? Call of Duty? Online Multiplayer shooter clone of Halo or Call of Duty? You know you don’t wanna leave. Come back home. It’ll be different this time. I’ll take it slow, I promise. I’ll use some good lube, some of the scented expensive stuff, and I’ll slide it in, inch by inch, because I’m gonna be totally honest, I still wanna do it.

See you tomorrow,

Microsoft (Mike)

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Mon, 10 Jun 2013 16:46:31 -0400

blackmanonthemoon: arriving to the function

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 16:46:14 -0400

blackmanonthemoon:

arriving to the function

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Sat, 08 Jun 2013 13:40:39 -0400

Don’t believe the hype

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 09:17:45 -0400

Don’t believe the hype

Project X house party Filmed by 21 Nuke Salute

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 20:43:50 -0400

Project X house party Filmed by 21 Nuke Salute

Any Last Words?

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 23:22:08 -0400

Sir Shithead, the bravest knight in the land, was finally knocking at death’s door. His day had come. He laid in the rubble of the castle he had protected for years, struggling to hold his insides, well, inside. All he could think about was where he had went wrong after all this time. He had conquered numerous armies and beaten the strongest men in battle, how was he taken down so easily?

Sir Shithead was defeated in every possible way. In his last moments, he knew there would be no mention of him in the history books, no tales would be told of his heroic moments, this was where it all ended. The moon and the stars stared brightly at him, like they were inviting him to join their ranks, they were ready for him.

In futility, he reached out to speak to her, but choked on his own blood. He felt the life fading out of him as the night seemed to get brighter and brighter. As she galloped away from the smoldering ruins on her dick-shaped horse, the last words he would hear on earth were “No big deal.”

#VACATION #COMING #SOON #BITCH

Wed, 29 May 2013 10:14:23 -0400

#VACATION #COMING #SOON #BITCH

If the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you should...

Mon, 27 May 2013 12:49:43 -0400

If the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you should #water your #lawn… #thinkaboutit

Of course we care!

Mon, 27 May 2013 11:00:00 -0400

Of course we care!

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Sun, 26 May 2013 13:40:51 -0400

tyleroakley: And they all lived mediocrely ever after.

Sun, 26 May 2013 13:40:32 -0400

tyleroakley:

And they all lived mediocrely ever after.

May 38th I’m droppin my mixtape! #hoes #swag #money...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:54:37 -0400

May 38th I’m droppin my mixtape! #hoes #swag #money #hashtags #internet

Which is it?

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:54:45 -0400

Which is it?

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Fri, 17 May 2013 11:44:26 -0400

trap-them-and-kill-them: Africa Suburbia

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:59:02 -0400

trap-them-and-kill-them:

Africa

Suburbia

Evil onion I found in my fridge. #foodporn #cthulhu #onion...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:41:14 -0400

Evil onion I found in my fridge. #foodporn #cthulhu #onion #gross #weird #stillmighteatitthough

I don’t believe this

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:25:57 -0400

I don’t believe this

TICK TOCK

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:52:48 -0400

No matter how you live your life, what you eat, drink, smoke, etc. The question isn’t “If,” it’s “When.”

Life has a 100% fatality rate.

thelovenotebook: THE LOVE NOTEBOOK

Sun, 12 May 2013 07:16:49 -0400

thelovenotebook:

THE LOVE NOTEBOOK